Ah so I am sitting at my computer desk in the morning pondering on what to write in the text box that most people would… I don’t know… want to read. Wielding my coffee like a stein and blueberry muffin like a honey-soaked lichen, watching the Military Channel’s Modern Marvel equivalent on helmets and their past. The helmets look like garbage, but I bet you it isn’t about style on the battlefield, even though in the back of their minds it is. They just showed a bullet being stopped at point blank range, that is cool. And I bet the soldiers everywhere give thanks for those ill-fashion metal buckets, because they simply save their lives.